[ACCEPTED] Spamfear: Destro Lock

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[ACCEPTED] Spamfear: Destro Lock

Post  hugepenance on Fri 01 Oct 2010, 6:52 pm

Character Name: Spamfear
Spec: Destruction
Current Realm: Quel'dorei
Armory Link: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Quel%27dorei&cn=Spamfear (don't ask me to log out in pve gear because I raid in pvp gear)

What are your professions and why did you choose them?:
Fishing, Cooking, First Aid, Riding
Fishing: Because I have a pet goldfish that lives in my toilet.
Cooking: Food
First Aid: To heal Dreamwalker and heal myself after I lifetap.
Riding: Transportation in World of Warcraft.


Are you willing to respec for the benefit of the raid if/when needed?:
No because I don't have the gold

How do you prioritize your gear choices and why? (whats stats are highest priority – hit/agi/sp/etc):
I prioritize gear based on Gearscore.


Section 2: Your Play Style
Tell us something about your class strengths and weakness. :
I play a Warlock because it's the only emo class in game.

What is your shot/spell/heal/special rotation? (Just give us an idea of how you play your class):
Lifetap, Lifetap, Lifetap till I fall below 1% health then Hellfire.

How well do you respond to criticism? (This includes being scolded for making silly mistakes, Remorse asking if you're retarded for standing in fire, and the melee asking wtf you were thinking when you leg humped that priest with your Slime):
When people criticize me, I turn red and get very angry. Then I respond to them by telling them to take some of this:



DPS: Link a, or several parses (NOTE: A parse is not a statement by you of your dps. It's a link to a WWS, WoL, etc. page that shows it. If your previous guild did not run parses, we suggest that you upload one yourself. If you do not know what a parse is, we probably aren't the guild for you, however, Google is your friend.):
I was always top DPS when I was questing alone and leveling up.

What, if any, theory crafting resources do you use? Ie, where do you obtain the information you use to stay up to date on how to min/max your class? List websites, forums, etc. :
People in trade chat.

Please include a screen shot of your raid UI with raid frames (www.photobucket.com is a great place to host images, just create an account, upload your picture and paste the [img] line that photobucket will provide for you when you select that picture into this section) In addition please list your most common key binds as they can be difficult to see. :

There are 2 reason why I don't use a UI:
1) I dont need one.
2) It prevents me from seeing things like fire on the ground and stuff.




Section 3: Your Availability
Raid times are Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday from 8pm-12am server. Can you make these days and times with at least 90% attendance? Include any schedule conflicts.:
Yes I can.

Anything you do outside of raids that will stop you from showing up (Work, school, etc):
No.


Section 4: Your Experience
Raid Experience in WotLK 10/25 man (please note if it is on a different character than the one you are applying on):
All WotLK heroics on farm except Halls of Reflection, Pit of Saron, Halls of Lightning and Halls of Stone.
VoA 10/12 on farm as well.


Raid Experience in BC and/or Pre-BC:
I did manage to solo first few bosses in ZG 2 days ago.

Previous Guild(s):
Death Group

Reasons for Leaving:
I didn't.


Section 5: Your Computer & Connection
What type of computer do you have? (i.e. Are you going to be useless the second AOE begins?):
My computer is ancient, but it runs WoW pretty good. Here's a pic:



Do you have a reliable internet connection? Are you prone to DCing or lagging during raids?:
Yes I only get internet during every Winter Solstice.

Do you have an Authenticator? If not, are you willing to purchase one before joining Death Group?:
Yes, I never didn't not have an authenticator.


Section 6: Loot and You
How do you feel about coming to raid when there is no loot for you?:
Evil or Very Mad

Are you willing to download required addons such as Loot Council from Curse.com?:
Yeah.

Do you have an understanding of the Loot Council system we use?:
Yes.

We do not recruit for the bench, however there will be times when raiders will be asked to sit to rotate others in, will this be a problem for you?
I don't understand why anyone would recruit people to sit on benches in the middle of Dalaran. No one ever uses them.


Section 7: You (Yes, the real one)
How old are you?
19

Why do you want to join Death Group?:
Because I want to kill stuff.

Do you know anyone in Death Group currently, and if so, who?:
Everyone.

What makes you special or sets you apart over other applicants? In short, why should we recruit you? (Note: "I do good DPS" is not anything especially special):
I do not stand in void zones and fire.


Anything else we should know about you?:
I always take a few pills of Enzyte before raiding so I never rage over anything that goes on. Like this guy:
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Re: [ACCEPTED] Spamfear: Destro Lock

Post  rixxadin on Fri 01 Oct 2010, 8:19 pm

10/10
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Re: [ACCEPTED] Spamfear: Destro Lock

Post  Lisale on Fri 01 Oct 2010, 8:20 pm

this lock reminds me of a more open durandal we need him
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Re: [ACCEPTED] Spamfear: Destro Lock

Post  Reasons on Fri 01 Oct 2010, 8:22 pm

This app made me break up with my girlfriend, punch my best friend in the face and shit my pants and I dont know which to take care of first.


Fuckin LoL

I love you
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Re: [ACCEPTED] Spamfear: Destro Lock

Post  Brishnak on Sat 02 Oct 2010, 9:48 am

LAWL.

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